Super High School Level Frycook

queerhawkeye:

i really really wanna be excited about the deadpool movie but wade is probs gon be one or more of the following: 

  • heterosexual
  • only scarred enough to be manly but not enough to be ‘deformed’
  • a really ableist parody of schizophrenia or
  • just an neurotypical guy who likes to ‘act crazy’ 

and i’m not all about that jazz 

(via spacetimeelephant)

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breezyfoot:

angryress:

idiotsniffingdog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

beautifulmorningstar:

breezyfoot:

So before I get judgmental comments on this here’s what happened today.

I was out walking around because it was nice out today in my town. I decided to break out my summer clothes and dress a little girly. 

Some douche bag stopped me, looked like he was in his 20’s and, no shit, said to me:

"You are not skinny enough to be wearing something like that." Then he proceeded to laugh in my face. 

I had been carrying a cup of green tea around with me. I took the lid off while he started walking away, caught up to him and proceeded to throw my entire cup of cold ass tea on his white shirt. 

He asked me "What the fuck, you fat bitch?" 

I said, "I can wear whatever I damn well please. I don’t need you to tell me what is acceptable for a ‘fat bitch’ to wear." 

Then I smiled and walked away. :)

Don’t let anyone tell you you aren’t "fit" enough to wear something. If you feel cute, beautiful, sexy in whatever you’re wearing, STRUT THAT SHIT. 

You’ll feel incredible, even though you already are. :)

You’re my newfound hero.

It is almost 4am and I just screamed for joy while reading this

100% on board with soaking people in drinks who dare to talk shit

sniff…sniff…. WOOF! WOOF!!

it’s funny because this didnt happen

I’m glad you live in my town and know me personally to clear this up for everyone!

(via supernaturally-strange)

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pancakereport:

WE NEED MORE WOMEN IN POP PUNK/ALTERNATIVE/ROCK SO IF YOU’RE A GIRL AND YOU’RE READING THIS AND IT’S YOUR DREAM TO BE IN A BAND OR BE AN ARTIST THEN I WANT YOU TO STOP AT NOTHING TO ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS

(via animeautumn)

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grossdeadboys:

*thinks about cutting off all my hair to fit into the androgyny form promoted by white kids*

*remembers how hot i am*

u dnt need short hair to be andro or a boy, u dnt have to be white or have stick straight hair or anything. sick of seeing us being represented exclusively by white thin kids w their side swept hair.

gender is not ur physical appearance. 

(via motherhenvolio)

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nicholasdunnes:

winkbooks:

Dead Inside: Do Not Enter — Notes from the Zombie Apocalypse

Dead Inside: Do Not Enter
by Lost Zombies
Chronicle
2011, 160 pages, 8 x 10 x 0.5 inches
$15 Buy a copy on Amazon

Some of my favorite things about zombie movies are the details of the changed world. The dead grass, broken windows, toppled telephone poles, abandoned cars with missing wheels and trunks left open, boarded-up buildings, spent ammo shells, and other signs of struggle and desperation serve to create a fascinatingly creepy environment.

And that’s why I like Dead Inside: Do Not Enter so much. The book consists entirely of letters, hand-written warnings, and pages torn from journal entries that were written during the zombie pandemic. The notes are on matchbooks, napkins, photographs, advertisements, shopping lists, road maps, scraps of cardboard, and gum wrappers. Some of the notes are written with pen and pencil, others are written with lipstick, burnt wood, crayons, and blood.

The messages of the notes themselves tell the tale of the rise of the zombie pandemic, from tentative, joking questions about a “really bad flu,” escalating to confused panic, and later to grim acceptance of the new reality that the survivors now must live in.

In the introduction to Dead Inside, we learn that these notes had been found in a Dora the Explorer backpack. The first note presented in the book was written by the man who killed the owner of the backpack, a girl who was about 10 years old and had been bitten by a zombie (but had not yet turned into one). The man wrote “I opened her backpack and found all these notes and letters. This stuff is poisonous. No one in their right mind should read it. Reading this is like looking into the sun.” – Mark Frauenfelder

September 16, 2014

hopeheisagentleman

(via motherhenvolio)

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47 minutes ago

lovemetoinfinity:

fancypancakes:

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

so true

(via riseofthegamer)

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hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

(via animeautumn)

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dannyrandy:

i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes

(via inlesbiansswithyou)

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