|me at home:||i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it|
|me going away:||I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN|
I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show
In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view”
that speaks to me
I read this aloud to my friend’s mom today.
By the last page I was in complete hysterics. It took 10 minutes to get through it because I was sobbing from pure joy. Mascara: EVERYWHERE.
Nothing make me happier than Dirk Strider’s rendition of Pony Pals: Detective Pony.